Save the Earth..Where's the Beef?

This story is from Drudge:
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash2.htm

Of course the folks at PETA have it all backwards. Let's play connect the dots, shall we? The Kyoto treat was aimed at reducing CO2 emisions. A major contributor to CO2 is methane. Cows are major methane contributors via flatulence. It's also well known that if humans consume cows, sheep, and other ruminent animals we produce less flatulence. So how exactly are we helping to save the Earth if we take on a vegetarian lifestyle? The more veggies we eat the more, ahem, flatulence we produce and therefore more methane. I know this one for a fact. I have been on a high protein, low carb diet for 3 or 4 years and have had much less in the way of tummy trouble.

You want to save the Earth? Have a hamburger. Heck, go ahead and eat some chicken, lamb, pork, and even some wildebeest if you want.

I don't want to be responsible for making that hole in the ozone any bigger. I'll have a double cheeseburger and a side of shredded, BBQ'ed wildebeest please. Hold the fries.

All Alone at Last...With Al Gore??

When I finally get some "alone" time with my husband, there are certain things I hope won't pass through my mind. You know like my parents or my brothers, uh, doing the same thing. Well here's a new one. I don't want to think about trees, Al Gore(especially not AL GORE! ugh!!) or the environment.

http://www.canada.com/topics/news/national/story.html?id=d81c6fbf-8575-45c0-9274-c24f8f536910&k=27670

Of course this is from the same country that thinks that the answer to global warming is contacting the aliens. So how can we expect anything different?

Not the least bit interested in what's going on outside while I'm in my boudoir.

Please, all you wacko environmentalists, keep your green thumb out of my bedroom.

Just for Fun...

The Canadians seem to have the answer to our global warming problems. Contact the aliens. No, not the illegal ones. The real thing. Think I'm joking? Just found this on Drudge.

UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister

Here's some quotes from the article:

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen

Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

Folks, this one stands on it's own and needs no commentary.

Everybody get out your foil hats and we'll have this global warming thing fixed up in no time.